Jenelle Evans Says Submit-Divorce the Solely Sperm Hitting Her Face Is Salmon

Jenelle Evans is formally swerving male consideration after finalizing her divorce from David Eason … specializing in self-care as an alternative — and driving the purpose dwelling with one very NSFW punchline to seal the deal.

The previous “Teen Mom” star is absolutely in her wellness period, hitting up aesthetic injector Melanie Pace at Las Vegas’ Flawless Med Spa for slightly post-divorce glow-up — the place she cheekily quipped, “The only sperm I’m getting on my face now is salmon” … yep, as in a salmon sperm facial!

Jenelle was absolutely zen whereas indulging within the fashionable non-surgical Korean facial liked by Kim Kardashian, Jennifer Aniston — and even her fellow “Teen Mom” alum Farrah Abraham.

Seems like Jenelle’s able to embrace the only life — and it’s about time! Her divorce is lastly within the rearview after submitting for separation over a yr in the past.

Jenelle even threw herself a full-blown pre-mature divorce bash final month — and now with this sperm facial?