Washington DC has its personal particular seasons. Cherry blossoms in spring, vacationers in summer time, and my private favourite – the quadrennial “Principles Be Damned” pageant.
It’s that magical time when a brand new president takes workplace, and we witness the spectacular phenomenon of politicos studying that the whole lot they’ve been shrieking about for 4 years was really completely high-quality all alongside.
This winter shall be no exception. Listed here are among the handy conversions heading our method:
Supreme Courtroom “Reform”
Democrats spent 4 years attempting to persuade Biden to pack the Supreme Courtroom or, on the very least, implement some scheme to swap conservative justices with liberals. They even ginned up a complete “watchdog” world to trash the court docket’s repute and set off these reforms.
Their sudden onset amnesia will start in 40 days. Solely probably the most radical Republicans will take up the banner, they usually’ll be roundly smeared as “anti-democratic” by the remnants of the media machine.
Govt Orders
Keep in mind when Republicans thought Biden’s govt orders have been one pen stroke away from full Stalinism? Now watch how briskly “unconstitutional overreach” turns into “bold executive leadership.”
In the meantime, Democrats who handled Biden’s $400 billion pupil vote-buying plan prefer it was the second coming of the New Deal will abruptly uncover that bypassing Congress is principally the identical as goose stepping to a fascist state.
The Senate Filibuster
“I’ve been very clear, I think we should eliminate the filibuster for Roe, and get us to the point where 51 votes would be what we need.” — Kamala Harris, 2024
“The filibuster has deep roots in racism, and it should not be permitted to serve that function … a wicked tool used to kill legislation supported by majorities of Americans” — Sen. Elizabeth Warren, 2022
Don’t be stunned when Sen. Warren abruptly helps racism and depraved instruments this January.
Authorities Spending
The nationwide debt is now $95,000 for each individual in America. And who cares? Solely Rand Paul, and whichever occasion is out of energy.
The identical Democrats who handled the Treasury like a on line casino ATM will abruptly channel their interior Milton Friedman. That $31 trillion debt they ignored whereas funding gender research in Pakistan? NOW it’s a disaster.
In the meantime, Republicans who spent years fainting over the debt ceiling will rediscover a secret method to scale back the debt by spending extra, utilizing some kind of leveraged debt, after which making use of magic coupons. So don’t fear about it!
Division of “Justice”
Prepare for the quickest transformation since Bruce Jenner. The DOJ will go from “defenders of democracy” to “threat to our republic” the second they examine a Democrat. (And sure, that might take some time.)
Bonus Quotes:
“The president needs to take a senility test!”
“Hey, how can the president take that many vacations and pretend to run the country?”
“Of course the president and his staff need to be protected by Executive Privilege.”
“Wow, the president’s kid belongs in JAIL for that. Damn bastard.”
The listing goes on, however you get the purpose. By spring, these place swaps shall be full, and either side will act as in the event that they’ve all the time stood precisely the place they stand now.
In Washington, ideas aren’t actually ideas – they’re simply short-term speaking factors ready for the subsequent administration. And that is perhaps the one trustworthy factor about politics.
Ken LaCorte writes about censorship, media malfeasance, uncomfortable questions, and trustworthy perception for individuals curious how the world actually works. Comply with Ken on Substack
