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Hegseth & Patel Ripped Aside For Their Alleged Boozing
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Secretary of Warfare Pete Hegseth and FBI Director Kash Patel got here below some heavy hearth on “Saturday Night Live” over their alleged consuming habits — and the jokes had been so scathing, the 2 have to be waking up with splitting complications!
‘SNL’ common Colin Jost kicked issues off taking part in Hegseth within the opening sketch, strolling out to a podium for a press convention with an outsized glass of Scotch on the rocks gripped in his hand.
Jost mockingly tells reporters, “I said I only had one,” after which fingers the glass to castmate Ashley Padilla, who performed pregnant White Home Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt. As Jost handed the glass, he mentioned, “Here you go, for the baby.”
Jost then ridiculed one among Hegseth’s many speeches about blowing Iran to smithereens earlier than handing the reins over to Aziz Ansari, who performed the function of FBI Director Patel.
Along with his eyes bulging, Ansari hilariously admits to being “the first Indian person to suck at his job,” after which goes on to poke enjoyable at Patel’s time as the top of the federal company earlier than taking questions from the media.
One journalist asks about Patel’s alleged consuming — and Ansari’s reply is priceless. Try the clip. You will not be dissatisfied.
We have reached out to reps for Hegseth and Patel … thus far, no phrase again.