Lily Allen
Plug In My New Album And Play …
Intercourse Toy Comprises MP3s!!!
Revealed
Lily Allen is plugging her new album in an uncommon method … she’s promoting butt plugs that double as a USB drive containing her new tunes.
The singer is hawking the intercourse toy-shaped electronics on her web site for $34 a pop … and whereas it appears to be like like a blue-and-white polka-dot butt plug, Lily says it is actually “a novelty USB device intended for data storage only.” Positive, Jan.
Lily sings about discovering butt plugs and different pleasure toys in her track “P***y Palace,” which is on the brand new album, and accuses her accomplice of utilizing them — plus a treasure trove of different kinky objects — to cheat on her.
The lyrics go … “Sex toys, butt plugs, lube inside / Hundreds of Trojans, you’re so f***ing broken / How’d I get caught up in your double life?”
Lily’s album is chock filled with scathing lyrics and cryptic messages that followers are satisfied reference the unraveling of her marriage to “Stranger Things” star David Harbour.
Lily and David separated earlier this yr after 5 years of marriage.
The web site is getting a great deal of site visitors … so it appears this can be a hit.
Lily gave out these identical butt plug USB drives free of charge again in October throughout her album launch celebration … and it appears that evidently was simply foreplay for this payday.
