Jeff Bezos was triggered Sunday after studying tales that he was tying the knot together with his fiancée Lauren Sanchez subsequent weekend in Aspen.
Bezos launched Trump type on the media, saying, “This whole thing is completely false – none of this is happening. The old adage, ‘don’t believe everything you read’ is even more true today than it ever has been.”
However he wasn’t executed … “Now lies can get ALL the way around the world before the truth can get its pants on.”
The story that circulated was that Bezos and Sanchez have been sealing the deal at Kevin Costner‘s Aspen ranch. And, the report went on to say Bezos rented out the swanky sushi joint, Matsuhisa, for an as much as 180-guest reception. BTW, he may have rented out the restaurant — he has the money — however he is sayin’ it isn’t for a marriage celebration.
J&L have not mentioned after they’re making it official, however they’re undoubtedly planning … Lauren has mentioned she’s been desirous about her wedding ceremony costume.