J.D. Vance Instructed to Go ‘F*** a Sofa’ by Hecklers in D.C.

J.D. Vance might by no means stay down rumors that he obtained intimate with a chunk of furnishings … ‘trigger a bunch of hecklers known as him out for being a “couch f***er” on Wednesday.

The Vice President of the USA stepped out with Secretary of Protection Pete Hegseth and White Home Deputy Chief of Employees Stephen Miller … strolling by means of Union Station in Washington, D.C. to choose up Shake Shack — extra on that later.

Irrespective of the place he goes, VP Vance at all times has a couple of boo birds confronting him within the streets … and, right here they screamed out about his alleged fornication with a sofa.

Bear in mind, a rumor — based mostly on a bogus excerpt from Vance’s e-book “Hillbilly Elegy” — claimed J.D. Vance as soon as had intercourse with a sofa when he was a younger man. The rumor caught fireplace on-line within the run-up to the election.

In fact, it is a BS rumor … however, it hasn’t stopped folks — just like the assembled crowd on this clip — from calling him a “couch f***er” and telling him time and time once more to “go f*** a couch.”

Vance takes all of it in stride … however, he is used to catching flak on-line — with memes galore populating the web. Plus, bear in mind when he pissed off cat ladies with out children final 12 months?

The Veep in all probability had greater fish to fry anyway … ‘trigger he was talking to Nationwide Guard troops shortly after this video was taken — telling them to maintain their spirits up whereas they free D.C. from lawlessness. Vance, Hegseth and Miller additionally introduced the guardsmen burgers from Shake Shack.

Unclear in the event that they’re searching down alleged furnishings fornicators … however, there is a ton of individuals in D.C. who shall be pointing Vance’s means if they’re!