Girthmasterr to Matt Kalil
‘Measurement Queens’ Will Need a Style of Your Coke Cans!!!
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The large information about Matt Kalil‘s junk dimension has made him a marked man … and “size queens” are on the hunt, or so we hear from a porn star who can relate.
Here is the deal … Kalil, a former NFL-er, had his dong thrust into the highlight just lately when his ex-wife Haley Kalil stated his dimension was simply an excessive amount of for her, likening it to a minimum of a few Coke cans.
Porn star Girthmasterr tells TMZ … he can completely relate to Matt’s story, since he discovered himself in the identical scenario various occasions earlier than his big wang made him well-known.
Matt has since remarried … however Girthmasterr tells us that isn’t going to matter to “size queens” who’re completely going to hunt him out now.
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GM has some recommendation for Matt, saying he might make hundreds of thousands in porn — if his spouse’s cool with it! — and says it will be clever to get a vasectomy … as a result of if the rumors are true, the dude goes to be in excessive demand.
On a extra critical be aware … Girthmasterr says it’s essential ladies really feel snug with guys who’re packin’ — and the necessities for well-endowed males embody numerous lube … and plenty of communication in an effort to make every session a nice one.
We guess you would ask him himself this weekend, since Girthmasterr is in NYC for a pop-up (no pun meant) meet-and-greet for Brazzers.
Backside line … dimension is all the things to some women — who could have their eyes set on Matt’s monolithic member!
