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D.C. Employee ‘Massive Balls’ Brutally Attacked …
Prez Threatens to Federalize Capital!!!
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6:41 AM PT — United States Legal professional Jeanine Ferris Pirro tells TMZ … “It’s time we start taking crime more seriously irrespective of the age of the criminal. No longer can we coddle criminals while innocent victims are being assaulted and maimed as young violent criminals avoid consequences. It’s time for this to end.”
A younger former DOGE staffer bloodied in a Washington, D.C. assault over the weekend has been recognized as Edward “Big Balls” Coristine … as Donald Trump threatens to federalize the nation’s capital.
Police say the ex-DOGE worker was assaulted by a bunch of unruly teenagers at roughly 3 AM Sunday in a D.C. neighborhood, in line with a report obtained by TMZ.
Police report a bunch of 10 juveniles approached the sufferer and made a remark about taking his automobile early Sunday. He reportedly bought his vital different into the automobile and turned to the minors to take care of them … which is once they started their brutal assault.
Regulation enforcement officers be aware the juveniles scattered once they arrived on scene … however a 15-year-old juvenile male and a 15-year-old juvenile feminine, of Hyattsville, Maryland, had been arrested and charged with Unarmed Carjacking.
A black iPhone 16 valued at $1,000 was additionally reported stolen throughout, in line with the report.

President Trump was outraged by the incident, declaring in a press briefing and on his Reality Social platform Tuesday that he might take into account federalizing D.C. if town would not rapidly “get its act together.”
He additionally shared a photograph of Coristine shirtless and lined in blood on the bottom following the assault.
He demanded D.C. change its legal guidelines so teenagers committing such violent crimes may be prosecuted as adults, beginning at age 14.
Coristine beforehand revealed to Fox Information he obtained his “Big Balls” nickname from his LinkedIn person title.
Coristine at present works for the Social Safety Administration, in line with Politico. He was a part of Elon Musk‘s DOGE (Division of Authorities Effectivity) workforce that slashed federal funding within the first few months of this administration.
Elon gave a barely altered account of what went down Sunday whereas sharing Trump’s Reality Social put up … agreeing together with his former pal that D.C. must be federalized.