Chris Jones is gunning to spring a convicted hen wing thief from jail … the Chiefs celebrity has provided to pay $1.5 million after a cafeteria worker was sentenced to 9 years behind bars for stealing 11k instances of Buffalo’s favourite meals!
68-year-old Vera Liddell, who labored at an elementary faculty in a Chicago suburb for practically a decade, plead responsible to stealing tens of millions in flats and drums over 19 months … when she was answerable for ordering the meals.
In the end, Liddell was caught throughout an audit … when officers realized the college had gone manner over their meals finances.
Enter 30-year-old Jones, a 3x Tremendous Bowl champ and one of many league’s most dominant gamers, who simply so occurred to signal a profitable, 5-year, $158.75 million extension just lately.
In different phrases, the 3x Tremendous Bowl champ has wing cash … and he desires to make a deal to free Vera.
“I’ll pay for the wings that she stole to get her free,” Jones wrote on X on Tuesday.
Sadly for Liddell and Jones, that is not how the prison justice system works … particularly not after a conviction and sentencing.
So, as a lot as the college would love the cash again, Vera’s going to serve her jail sentence barring one thing completely unexpected.
BTW, there’s nonetheless one thriller left unanswered … what occurred to the wings?!