Armie Hammer
I Tried Hooking Up With a Man …
However My Hammer Was Flaccid
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The Armie HammerTime Podcast
Armie Hammer says he needed to attempt the Grindr life-style, so he determined to hook up with a dude … however when he could not get an erection, he bailed on his homosexual experiment.
The “Social Network” actor was discussing bisexuality on his ‘Armie HammerTime Podcast,’ when he recalled the time he tried hooking up with a French hunk … just for him to run into one large drawback going through a lot of guys — a limp noodle.
Armie says he had determined to attempt one thing new after coming to the conclusion that “women are the worst” and “gay dudes seem to have it so easy.”
He says Grindr makes it tremendous simple to get blowjobs in eating places and he needed a style … so he discovered a good-looking French man and tried to dwell out the homosexual dating-app fantasy.
What awaited Armie wasn’t a raunchy hookup story … however a impolite awakening.
Armie says he had hassle with the man’s beard, shoulders and peak … and nothing a lot as twitched beneath the belt.
As Armie tells it, issues have been getting hotter and heavier till actuality set in … he says the Frenchman reached for his hammer however he stopped the man in his tracks — “You’re not gonna touch my flaccid penis.”
Armie says the Frenchman tried to proceed, however he’d had sufficient of going by the motions and put his foot down … and that was the top of his bi-curiosity.
Guess you do not know till you have tried it, proper Armie?!?
Armie’s not too embarrassed about not getting a rock-hard hammer both … he says the entire hookup was hilarious.