Peanut the Squirrel Shouted Out at UFC 309 and ‘SNL’

Peanut the squirrel was on the minds of plenty of of us Saturday night time, from fighters to comedians.

The rodent that was suspiciously seized and killed by NY authorities earlier this month was a part of a UFC victory speech by one Jim Miller, who advised Joe Rogan, “I’ve got one thing to say first: we need justice for Peanut. It’s not just the squirrel, it’s all the kids that went hungry that night, and all the other things that the money and resources could’ve been put to.”

Miller wasn’t achieved … he invoked DOGE, the Dept. of Authorities Effectivity, which Trump needs Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy to guide. Elon and Vivek had been there as Miller stated, “Hopefully that DOGE cleans things up at the State level.”

Solely becoming … in any case, the combat went down in New York, the identical state the place officers did what appears to be like like some shady issues to grab the squirrel and kill it, beneath the guise he bit a state worker, but the choice to finish Peanut’s life got here days earlier than the raid.

And ‘SNL’ took its personal shot, with Sarah Sherman taking part in Peanut’s struggling spouse, Mrs. Hazelnut, who blurted out, “The cops raided our house and then Peanut bit one, like a damn hero.”

Humorous although it’s, the conduct of county and state officers was actually disgusting … in the event that they actually had points with Peanut, why did not they simply go to the proprietor’s door and speak somewhat than getting a search warrant and and military of officers to seize the squirrel and kill it.