Jack Schlossberg
I am Delivering a Subpoena, Tylenol to My Harmful Cousin, RFK Jr.!!!
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RFK Jr. had a customer Thursday at his workplace — a well-known cousin who was bearing what we’re guessing are some undesirable items.
Jack Schlossberg, President John F. Kennedy‘s grandson, confirmed up on the Division of Well being and Human Companies with a bottle of Tylenol in a single hand and a subpoena within the different.
We are able to clarify.
Jack advised Charlie the Tylenol is only anticipatory … anticipating the second when Schlossberg — a New York candidate for congress — takes the oath of workplace, as a result of that is gonna give RFK Jr. a serious headache.
October 2025
The Tylenol bottle is linked to Jack’s subpoena, which can also be anticipatory. Jack says when he is elected, he is gonna subpoena his cousin to cough up all RFK Jr.’s information referring to his coverage positions and potential monetary entanglements with acetaminophen, together with Tylenol. We’re guessing The Secretary is not invested in Tylenol … extra doubtless, Advil.
RFK Jr. has lengthy maintained there is a connection between Tylenol and autism, regardless of quite a few research on the contrary.
Jack goes in exhausting, saying RFK Jr. is robbing the American folks of their well being, and somebody’s acquired to cease him.
BTW … Jack barely acquired within the door earlier than he was turned away. Factor is … RFK Jr. was on the Left Coast, pumping iron with Arnold.
The New York Occasions revealed a blistering story Thursday on Jack Schlossberg, alleging he isn’t a critical candidate … torpedoing vital conferences in favor of naps. The piece additionally claimed his marketing campaign is in chaos.
Jack’s response … “Politics 101: Attack the frontrunner, especially if it’s not true. Not the first time, won’t be the last.”
