Drunken Raccoon
Goes On Inebriated Rampage Inside Liquor Retailer
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A raccoon broke right into a liquor retailer and ransacked the joint, shattering bottles of liquor and slurping up the booze till it handed out drunk close to a rest room and was apprehended.
You may suppose that is all a tall story … however it’s really a real story and it occurred at Ashland ABC Retailer in Hanover County, Virginia.
The mischievous critter did its little breaking and getting into routine on the liquor store over the weekend, falling by means of one of many ceiling tiles onto the ground, in keeping with the Related Press.
The furry intruder then went to city, knocking over bottles of scotch and whiskey from the cabinets, which shattered on the ground.
With puddles of expensive alcohol all over the place, the thirsty creature lapped all of it up and obtained so wasted — the poor factor staggered into the toilet and at last collapsed close to the porcelain bathroom and fell asleep. For the report, the animal by no means puked.
The AP says a retailer worker went to work Saturday morning and located the inebriated raccoon nonetheless snoozing within the toilet.
The employee contacted officers from the Hanover County Animal Safety & Shelter, who took the raccoon again to the shelter to sober up earlier than releasing it again into the wild.
No phrase on whether or not the raccoon plans to attend AA conferences … however we’ll maintain you posted.
